It would take up too much of my time to write full in-depth reviews about each and every film I watch during my film challenge so I shall attempt to sum each one up in around a sentence. I doubt this will get me a job writing for total film but at least we can all avoid pretentious movie reviewers and cut straight to the point. I'll also rate each one out of ten but please remember this is all just my opinion so try not to hunt me down if we don't agree.
1. The A-Team - Average action flick but nothing special. 5.5/10
2. Grownups - Not as bad as I expected. 7/103. Salt - More plot holes than bullet holes. 5.5/10
4. Death at a funeral (2010 remake) - Why did this get made? 3/10
5. Whip It - Not bad actually, Coyote uglyesque but better. 7/10
6. Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - At least Brendan Fraser is aging well. 4/10
7. Megamind - Not the Incredibles but pretty bloody good. 7/10
8. The Other Guys - Dull. 5/10
9. Shutter Island - Not too bad & a nice but expected twist. 6/10
10. Religulous - Great for the Godless. 9.5/10
11. Bowling for Columbine - Interesting & eyeopening. 8/10
12. I love you Beth Cooper - If nothing else there's cheerleaders 4.5/10
13. Armoured - Nice little action movie & Peter Petrelli. 6.5/10
14. The Box - It's horror - No It's Sci-fi - Watchable at least. 5.5/10
15. Top Secret - My, doesn't Val Kilmer look young, but you can do better Mr Zucker! 4/10
16. The Hunting party - Not what I expected and in a good way. 6/10
17. Cemetery Junction - Quite a few laughs and some sweet bits. 6/10
18. Gentlemen Broncos - Don't even bother it's just shit. 1/10
19. The Book of Eli - Bit too biblical but gets for .5 for Meg. 4.5/10
20. Bright Star - A lovely little biopic about Keats and his Fanny. 6/10
21. Fantastic Mr Fox - Brings back fond memories of the book which is always a good thing. 6/10
22. Pandorum - Cool sci-fi/horror with an ok twist. 6.5/10
23. Teeth - I'd rather chew of my own genitals than watch this again. 3 /10
24. Edge of Darkness - See Mel, you still have it if you stop being a drunk racist. 7/10
25. Kuai can che - Average 80's Jackie Chan but just lacking something. 5.5/10
26. Labour Pains - Oh Lindsay Lohan, you need help and to stop making movies. 4/10
27.Waiting - A little comedy gem & scarily accurate depiction of working for a restaurant chain. 6.5/10
28. Dorian Gray - Alternative title should be "Ben Barnes shags anything that moves" 5/10
29. The Good Night - Simon Pegg & Martin Freeman make a movie for the paycheque.
4/10
30. The Losers - Predictable, Cheesy and yet enjoyable action comedy. 6/10
31. Lakeview Terrace - Good old fashioned thriller & I now have a fear of Samuel L Jackson 6.5/10
32. Triangle - It's not bad actually. It's not bad actually. It's not bad actually. 6.5/10
33. Primer - I either love it or hate this indie sci-fi flick but I'm so confused I'm not sure which. 5/10
34. Maverick - Fun comedy western with a great Lethal Weapon reference (in the music too!!!) 6/10
35. The Bounty Hunter - It's ok, more laughs than expected but just that bit too long & no chocolate covered coconut either. 6/10
36. The Repo Men - Kinda cool & not for the squeamish, It could be Sicko 2. 6.5/10
37. The Machinist - Enjoyable & scary watching skinny Bale go nuts, like being backstage on the Batman set, 8/10
38. The Girl Next Door - Really well made but do not watch if easily upset as it's based on a true story that's just fucked up. 7/10
39, The Evil Dead - Cheesy horror with all the horror genre conventions, after watching you'll never look at Treebeard the same way again. 5.5/10
40. The King's Speech - A superb piece of cinema in every respect with utterly amazing performances all round. 10/10
41. House Broken - Nearly gave up on watching this utter piece of arse gravy. 2/10
42. Arthur & the Invisibles - Cool little CG adventure with that kid from everything. 6/10
43. From Paris with Love - Piss poor plot, worse script, big badabooms - Just what I was hoping for. 5.5/10
44. The Objective - X-files in the desert with soldiers which could be good but isn't. 5/10
45. The Infidel - Shpitzik little Brit-com I found quite enjoyable and if you don't like it, well.. zolst es shtipin in toches. 6.5/10
46. Gran Tourino - Boy do I feel lucky! Such a good film. 9/10
47. Killers - Starts off average and gets worse, not bad for a bit of action but I'd need a gun to my head to watch it again. 5/10
48. An Education - Lovely film and Emma Thompsons in it too. 7/10
49. JCVD - I must say I liked it much to my surprise & Van Damme can actually act. 6/10
50. Flags of our Fathers - Fantastic WWII epic & Eastwood flexing his directorial skill. 7/10
51. Slumdog Millionaire - Good but the book is better; also I was tricked into thinking the game show was about hats & called "Who wants be be a Milliner" 6.5/10
52. The Road - Post apocalyptic drama so don't expect a feel good film, enjoyable in a depressing way. 7/10
53. Shuttle - So much better than I was expecting although it's left me with a fear of Vincent Van Gogh. 6/10
54. Kung Fu Panda - Good film and really pretty visuals too. 6.5/10
55. The Last Hit Man - You know when somethings so bad it's good? I thought this might be one of those but it turns out it's just shit. 3/10
56.Future World - Loved Westworld but this...... If your dog ate your DVD collection and vomited the remains on the carpet it out it would make for better viewing than this. 4/10
57. Driving Lessons - Funny and lovely, Walters & Grint are bloody fantastic. 7.5/10
58. The Mist - Love the movie, the cast, the horror, the way it actually had me on the edge of my seat. 9/10
59. The Time Travellers Wife - Man goes back in time naked & meets his 6 year old wife - creepy or sweet? 6/10
60. The Town - Quite good but the score had ripped off bits from Band of Brothers and Finding Nemo though & this bothered me throughout! 6.5/10
61. Where the Wild Things Are - Very pretty but to be honest I was bored out of my fucking skull. 4/10
62. Public Enemies - Good old fashioned 1930's cops & robbers, Bale and Depp could only be more fantastic if I were to turn gay. 7/10
63. Percy Jackson & the Lightening Thief - Fluffy fantasy that's actually alright thanks to Steve Coogan. 6/10
64. Mirrors - I was really surprised how good this was after putting off watching it thanks to bad reviews. Who cares about the original when this has Jack Bauer!!!!! 6.5/10
65. How To Rob A Bank - Came across this by accident and was pleasantly surprised by this smart, quirky film. 6.5/10
66. Four Brothers - Slightly better than average tale of revenge, only slightly though. 6/10
67. In The Land of Women - Not what I expected and actually very impressed. Good things could come from it's writer/director. 7/10
68. The Astronaut Farmer - Really liked this movie, possibly because Billy Bob plays weirdo really well.7/10
69. Tangled - It's Disney & it made me all smiley & it has a funny horse :-) 8/10
70. Takers - Solid bank job action movie that's mostly enjoyable but lacks depth. 6/10
71. Farce of the Penguins - The movie is bollocks but Samuel L Jackson does call a penguin a mother fucker 4/10
72. The Haunting of Molly Hartley - actors my age playing teenagers, not a great horror film, In fact I've seen doors scarier than this. 4.5/10
73. Chopper - Great performance from Eric Bana but the movie almost seemed aimless at times, especially the end. 5.5/10
74. The Replacements - My favourite football movie so far, highlights include every scene with Rhys Ifans & Keanu Reeves attempting to smile. 6/10
75. The Expendables - Brilliant action sequences strung together by a piss poor script 5.5/10
76. The Good German - Clooney does stuff in black & white & I struggled to stay awake 5/10
77. Paul - Excellent comedy Sci-fi with so many geeky references. Go watch it right now!!! 9/10
78. The Proposal - This woman is an Oscar winner...... Just think about that. 5/10
79. The Girl with a Pearl Earring - Firth looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 & the ending isn't great. 6/10
80. Valentines Day - Imagine if Americans tried to make love actually without the depth, humour, script, talent or love.......... 4/10
81. Buried - Thought the only thing I'd like about this would be Ryan Reynolds buried alive, It's actually surprisingly good. 7.5/10
82. Daybreakers - Interesting take on the whole vampire thing without resorting to a fucked up love story with a sparkly cunt. 7.5/10
83. Fear Island - Teens are murdered on an Island filled with plot holes - Starring the less attractive Duff sister that looks a bit like a horse - 5/10
84. Clash of the Titans - Avatar man saves Argos, one only assumes through guilt of letting Index close down. Even fancy effects fail to polish this turd. 5/10
85. Edmond - A good performance from Macy but the movie was just a bit... pointless really. 4.5/10
86. The Bank Job - Not what I expected and I really enjoyed this one. Good British film. 7/10
87. Paranormal Activity - Another film that easily surpassed my low expectations. Think Blair Witch moves to the suburbs. 6/10
88. Astro Boy - Fantastic cast and not a bad way to spend 94 minutes. A nice little nod to Asimov too. 6/10
89. Predators - It could have been worse so I must say I was pleasantly surprised. Can't beat the original though. 6/10
90. The Collector - This is some gruesome fucked up shit! Enjoyable but if you scare easy do not watch. 6.5/10
91. King of California - Different, sweet, funny, sad, strange. I really liked this quirky little film. 7/10
92. Knight and Day - Forget about the plot, script & acting... There is no excuse for bad green screen or CG these days. No excuse at all. Naughty!!!! 5.5/10
93. Homecoming - Just watch Misery instead. 4/10
94. The Crazies - Despite plot holes you could fit a really fat man wrapped in a duvet in I quite enjoyed this horror film. 7/10
95. Drag Me To Hell - A cross between a shit horror film & a Justin Long apple ad. Give me the ability to curse, a camera & a lift to my bank and I'll show you horror! 5/10
96. Resident Evil: Afterlife - Considering this must be the 107th film in the franchise it was enjoyable to watch. Be warned though, there is no plot. 6/10
97. Triggermen - Some bits I enjoyed, others I wanted to turn it off. Good for scaring children when they see Bob the builder off someone. 5/10
98. A Perfect Getaway - Not too shabby and a nice little twist. 7/10
99. Trick 'R' Treat - It's like Goosebumps (remember that?) with gore, but not in a good way. 5/10
100. Body Snatchers - It's been done so many times and this one just doesn't really cut it. 4/10
101. Prince of Persia - I've never played the games so I went into this with few expectations & came out underwhelmed. 5/10
102. Black Sheep - As long as you understand it's an indie film that doesn't take itself seriously it's enjoyable. I like to think that killer sheep have ended the lives of many hobbits. 5.5/10
103. The Human Centipede - Maybe I'm just desensitised but I've seen more shocking films. This Failed to live up to the hype. 5/10
104. I love you Phillip Morris - Really surprised by how good this was and surprised to learn how much of it was true. I advise that you watch this movie! 8.5/10
105. The Killing Room - I put this on to pass time while I worked & ended up getting really into it. Could have been better but deserves a solid 6/10
106. Run Lola Run - It's good, I think I was just expecting better. 6/10
107. How to train you Dragon - It's really good and now I want a pet dragon! 7.5/10
108. The Spy Next Door - Ok it's for kids and not meant to be taken seriously but Jackie's done so much better. 5.5/10
109. No Good Deed - The most unbelievable gang of thieves ever and to be honest it bored me. 5/10
110. P2 - Another 'better than I expected horror' More psychological than gore but the man V's car bit... woah. 6/10
111. Water Lilies - Sweet but sad French drama about teenage girls dealing with growing up & sexuality. Dealt with very well. 6.5/10
112. Chaos - Snipes is a fugitive running from bad ass tax man played by Statham. Ok not really but may as well have been. 5/10
113. Despicable Me - I love animated films in general and this one was funny, cute and fun all round. 7/10
114. Let me In - Not your usual horror and a quite unique take on a genre. Overall I was impressed. 7/10
115. Timeline - This got slated by everyone..... Except me. I bloody loved it. Time travel, swords, Michael Crichton writing, Richard Donner directing, Fuck yeah! I don't care what you think. Screw you all. 6.5/10
116. Good Hair - Chris Rocks funny documentary about black women's hair. You may ask why I would watch this at all but I sport my very own "Jewfro" and picked up some much needed tips on relaxer. 6/10
117. 13hrs - The exact length of time I'd rather be poked in the genitals with a sharp pointy stick for than watch this utter pile of donkey excrement for. 3/10
118. Diary of a Wimpy Kid - I'd heard a good internet buzz about this and it just didn't live up to the hype. Maybe if I were 8 this would be fantastic but it definitely felt like a kids movie with very little for an adult audience. 5/10
119. Micmacs - Quirky French comedy from the man behind Amelie. It's fantastic but crazy. If you want something different give this a go. 8/10
120. Dinner for Shmucks - Mostly average with a few belly laughs and cringes thrown in but not sustained. 6/10
121. One Missed Call - Such a promising concept but with piss poor execution. My phone call from the future at the moment of my death didn't come which meant I had to sit and watch the end of the film. 4.5/10
122. 3:10 to Yuma - I love a good Western and this was no exception. Now I want to ride horses and shoot at things. 7/10
123. Matchstick Men - It's ok but just failed to keep my attention the whole way through. 5.5/10
124. He Was a Quiet Man - Fantastic performance from Slater. If you get pissed off at work and hold conversations with your fish then maybe you should take a holiday. 6.5/10
125. Burke & Hare - Considering the cast it could and should be a lot better but it does have Ronnie Corbett. 6/10
126. The Sorcerer's Apprentice - This got so slated so I was expecting so little but It was enjoyable Disney and aside from the lead it had a great cast. 6/10
127. Get Him to the Greek - Hmmm, It was bad & the laughs it tries to get come from mocking a serious drug addiction and an addict who's unhappy. 4/10
128. Code Name: The Cleaner - Oh dear. 4.5/10
129. Source Code - It's alright but could have been so much better and I left disappointed. The movie also teaches us that the lives of history teachers are meaningless. 6/10
130. A Christmas Carol (2009) - Beautiful, dark and perhaps the most faithful to the book I have ever seen. 7/10
131 The In-Laws - A poor mans Meet the Parents but It does feature Poirot as a gay crime barron. 5.5/10
132. Boot Camp - It punches way above its weight and deserves a 5 but for having Meg and a Rocco Deluca song it gets 6/10
133. The Social Network - Despite the hype I was expecting very little & was therefore surprised just how enjoyable I found this. 7.5/10
134. Derailed - The train crash in this JCVD flick was so taken straight from a Thomas the Tank episode & must have cost Dollars to put together. At least the models contained less wood than the acting. 3/10
135. Legion - This got ripped apart in reviews. I thought it was an average action/horror/survival flick with heaven playing the part of hell. At least they made God out to be the self obsessed arse he was in the original fairytale. 5.5/10
136. Unstoppable - It's a movie about a train with a predictable ending but it kept me gripped most the way through. Kirk is fantastic. 7/10
137. Identity - Fantastic cast, fantastic film with lots of twists and turns. Can't believe I hadn't seen this sooner. 7.5/10
138. Man on Wire - Fascinating tale of how a Frenchman broke into the World Trade Centre and walked on a tight rope between the towers. Better than it sounds. 6.5/10
139. The Experiment - A psychological experiment and an all round average movie. With Adrien Brody and Forest Whitaker I expected a bit more. 5.5/10
140. DOA: Dead or Alive - Quite frankly the worst film I have ever had the misfortune to see. You could shit on paper through a sieve and produce a better screenplay. 0.5/10
141. Observe and Report - Alternative title should be Seth Rogen says fuck. It's crap and goes nowhere. 3/10
142. Dark City - Another one I should have watched sooner. Fantastic sci-fi movie with a brilliant cast Riff Raff and Jack Bauer!!! 8/10
143. Smiley Face - Take Dude wheres my car & Harold & Kumar and add a girl and remove all humour. Dumb stoner bullshit. 2/10
144. Blackball - British comedy should be better than this but it's perfectly watchable and it was Bernard Cribbins!!! 6/10
145. Fools Gold - Meh, It's really average. Not terrible but not memorable. 5/10
146. Tron: Legacy - In the age of remakes its nice to see a sequel. Enjoyable. 6.5/10
147. Octopus - B movie with piss poor acting but as far as modern B movies go it surprised me how watchable it was. 5/10
148. Bad Lieutenant - Started better than it ended but overall It was good. Cage is totally repulsive but due to acting ability rather than acting disability displayed in movies like Knowing. 6/10
149. Easy A - Fantastically witty and liberal movie. Of everything I've seen so far this is the one I recommended you see. Emma Stone is Amazing! 9/10
150. Bolt - This should be better just because it's Disney. It's too forgettable. 5/10
151. Bruce & Lloyd Out of Control - The Get Smart spin off that might get one or two laughs but the best thing is Masi Okas Science Is Sexy T-shirt. 4.5/10
152. National Lampoons Barely Legal - It was late, there was nothing else on and it came on TV ok!? Still not a good enough excuse to watch this bag of wank. 2/10
153. 4.3.2.1. - My first Noel Clarke film. 5 minutes into it I hated it by the end I quite liked it. Weird mix but enjoyable. 6/10
154. The Tournament - Better than expected. Predictably exciting. 5.5/10
155. Brooklyn's Finest - Dark interweaving drama following the lives of 3 cops. Good film but not one to watch at the end of a bad day near a family sized bottle of aspirin. 6/10
156. The Gathering - Nice premise and pretty good overall. Could have been creepier. 6/10
157. 29 Palms - Starts well and goes downhill. Tis ok but forgettable. 5/10
158. Space Chimps - Ranges from enjoyable to terrible. Good for playing spot the Sci-fi reference though. 5/10
159. The Green Hornet - Fun, and full of action. A great no-brainer comedy/action flick. 6/10
160. Due Date - It's a bit of a modern day, edgy Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I'm a sucker for a bit of the Downey Jr. 7/10
161. Happy Feet - Creepy dancing penguin, need I say more. 4/10
162. Citizen Ruth - Comedy/drama about a pregnant junkie and pro-life/pro-choice groups. 6/10
163. Narnia - The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - It's so badly written. Oh yeah and if you remember the book it turns out Aslan's God. 4.5/10
164. Mary and Max - Stop motion animation following the 20 year penpal friendship of a young Australian girl and an old, overweight New Yorker. One of the best and most beautiful films I have ever seen. 9/10
165. Deep Cover - Bits aren't bad but ultimately it punches above its weight. 5/10
166. Machete - Intentionally over the top action flick that's typically Rodriguez. 6/10
167. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - Well I liked it! It's a return to the original fun pirates!
168. The Disappearance of Alice Creed - For a movie with only three actors and in mainly one location it's one of the best thrillers I've seen. 8.5/10
169. Monsters - Not bad for a low budget movie. The director is from my hometown too. 6/10
170. Confessions of a Shopaholic - I was bored and there wasn't much on! That's my excuse for watching it, learn from my mistakes. 5/10
171. Walled In - Far fetched horror that's probably not worth bothering with. 5/10
172. Rock Star - I thought it was ok, which is unusual for a movie containing Jennifer Aniston. 6/10
173. Zodiac - Very LA Noire but a couple of decades later. I feel the need for more Downey Jr in my life. 7.5/10
174. Frozen - Like open water but 50 feet in the air on a frozen mountain with a man eating wolf pack. 5.5/10
175. Good Night and Good Luck - Fantastic film about a fascinating and inspirational people. Clooney is actually a bloody good director. 7.5/10
176. Soapdish - Given it's fantastic cast I was expecting so much more. 5/10
177. Paranormal Activity 2 - Follows on (well prequels) nicely. 6/10
178. The Hit List - The obvious pun would be shit list but a complete bag of wank would be more accurate. 3.5/10
179. Saw 3D - By now it all just rolls into one bloody blur - 5/10
180. Funny About Love - I do love Gene Wilder but a little bit less after watching this. 4.5/10
181. In The Name of The King - My first Uwe Boll film and very possibly my last. Fuck me this was a bad film. 2/10
182. X-Men: First Class - It made me tingly with geekness. Were I acne riddled, overweight and single I probably would have came in my pants. 8/10
183. The Next Three Days - I love a good thriller and this one was pretty damn good. 7/10
184. Meet the Parents: Little Fockers - Hahahaha, It sounds like fucker.... We got it the first time, now give it a rest. 5/10
185. Skyline - Oh Dr Turk, Why'd you have to make bad movies? You were so good in Scrubs. 5/10
186. Macgruber - It tries to parody crappy tv movies and it actually becomes one. I HATED this film. 1/10
187. SWAT: Firefight - Started out like an episode of a reality TV show and should have stayed there. Not even the T-1000 could save this little poo nugget. 4/10
188. The Killer Inside Me - Dark and disturbing. You have to have some vivid imagination to believe Jessica Alba is a cheap hooker though! 6/10
189. Gullivers Travels - I wish Jack Black would either go to acting school or fuck off. 4.5/10
190. The Mechanic - For a Jason Statham movie it's not only watchable but it's actually quite good if you're in the mood for predictable action. 6/10
191. I am Number Four - Sci-fi/action/thriller type. I really like this movie but please don't ruin it by making more. 7/10
192. Ink - Low budget & reminded me of dark city. Better than expected but never quite realises it's potential. 5.5/10
193. The Tourist - A strange mix of both interesting and dull. 5/10
194. Six Degrees of Separation - Fantastic early performance from Will Smith but otherwise a bit dull. 6/10
195. Chaplin - Downey Jr is superb and the film is both interesting and insightful. Loved it. 9/10
196. Definitely Maybe - Considering it's soppy and contains Ryan Reynolds it could be a whole lot worse. 5.5/10
197. Splinter - Another forgettable horror flick. Twas ok. 5/10
198. Drive Angry - A big load of horse shit with not one redeeming feature. Avoid. 1.5/10
199. Transformers: Dark of the Moon - Half decent action film worth seeing on a big screen in 3D. Read a full review here. 6/10
200. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt 2 - A more than satisfying conclusion to a movie franchise up there with Star Wars. Yeah I said it. 8/10
201. Memento - Confusing but in a good way. A must watch. 8/10
202. Fanboys - Everything a geek could want! It is possible to like both Wars and Trek though!!! 6.5/10
203. Hereafter - I loved some bits and really disliked others, the pace is a bit up and down too. Watch it and make up your own mind. Matt Damon. 6.5/10
204. Speed Racer - Not sure whether I watched a movie or accidentally ingested acid. 5/10
205. Piranha - If it was deliberately bad then it was ok...If that makes sense? 5.5/10
206. Awake - It gets interesting towards the end but the challenge is staying awake until then, hence the title obviously. 5/10
207. Charlie Wilsons War - Thought it was a fantastic and interesting film but I have no desire to ever see Tom Hank's bottom again! 7/10
208. Captain America - Amazing cast. Essentially a big set-up for The Avengers movie but enjoyable nonetheless. 7/10
209. Battle: Los Angeles - Independence Day without the heart and the humour. Good all-out action but nothing more. 6/10
210. Secretary - Sexual deviant takes advantage of mentally unstable employee. 6/10
211. Hobo with a Shotgun - It's hard to judge a movie that's actually meant to be quite bad so I'll just say it's quite bad. 5/10
212. The Pursuit of Happyness - Inspiring story and Smith is fantastic. If you're wondering it does also explain the spelling error in happiness. 7/10
213. Rango - Worth getting on Blu-Ray as it's gorgeous to look at! Luckily it's a pretty decent movie too. 7/10
214. House Party - Two reasons to avoid. a) a prison based homophobic rap to avoid gang rape. b) Martin Lawrence. 2.5/10
215. Sex and the City - I was made to watch this and it was every bit as painful as you can imagine. 4/10
216. The Dilema - Why so much airbrushing on the dvd cover?Why did I watch it? Why was it even made? 3/10
217. Limitless - Sci-fi, Mystery, Thriller - The genre alone is enough to excite me. Brilliant movie. 8/10
218. Unknown - Liam Neeson kicks arse, yet again. For me, all his films are starting to merge. 6/10
219. Moving McAllister - Another predictable road trip movie. 5/10
220. Good Will Hunting - No idea why it took me so long to watch this. I know saying it's fantastic would be cliched, but fuck it. Fantastic. 9/10
221. Big Momma: Like Father Like Son - Wonderful. Ha, just kidding. It's utter horse-shit. 2/10
222. The Aristocrats - Not for delicate ears. I loved this film. 8/10
223. Four Lions - A comedy about suicide bombers shouldn't work, the fact it does makes this a special film. 7.5/10
224. Jonah Hex - About as entertaining as contracting gastric flu when you're down to your last loo roll. Only, without the drama. 2/10
225. Osmosis Jones - Better than expected, looking dated though. 5.5/10
226. New York, I Love You - Boring and pretentious. Just can't live up to Paris, Je t'aime. 4/10
227. The Imaginarium of Dr Parnasus - Typical Gilliam, strange but enjoyable. 6/10
228. Rumour Has It - I should learn not to watch films containing Jennifer Aniston. 3/10
229. Your Highness - Laugh out loud funny. Is what I'd be saying if this film had actually been funny, instead it was dire. 4/10
230. Calender Girls - Wonderfully British. You may have improper thoughts about a Dame though. 6.5/10
231. Jackass 3 - Really? You're still doing this shit? Aren't you like 40 now? 0.5/10
232. Splice - I do enjoy both Sci-fi, and Adrian Brody. His nose fascinates me. 6/10
233. Mars Needs Moms - Another, never more than adequate, animated movie. 5/10
234. Submarine - I felt it was great, in parts, and just tried too hard in others. 5.5/10
235. Vampires Suck - Not nearly as much as this movie did, though. 1/10
236. Rampage - Ah, Uwe Boll. His films are about as much fun as an outbreak of pubic lice in a nursing home. 2/10
237. Hall Pass - As bollocks as you might expect. Owen Wilson's nose is also a fascinating specimen. 5/10
238. Bottle Shock - Alan Rickman, Chris Pine, Bill Pullman and wine. Wouldn't that be a good night out. Movies okay too. 6/10
239. The Ice Harvest - Not what you'd expect from director, Ramis. Not the best John Cusack movie, but not the worst either. 5/10
240. Anuvahood - I had no idea this was a foreign language film, not a clue what it was about. 3/10
241. Four Christmases - There's just something unlikable about Vince Vaughn. Not only does he make poor movies, but I imagine he'd be an extremely selfish lover. 5/10
242. Attack the Block - Fantastic! Joe Cornish has a promising directorial career ahead. 8/10
243. The Green Lantern - I sure wish Reynolds had stayed buried in that fucking box. 4/10
244. Bridesmaids - Brilliant! There should be more films about women actually written by women. 9/10
245. Fast & Furious 5 - After the first movie this is the best in the franchise. This is of course like winning second best turd in the elephant house. 5.5/10
246. The Girl in the Cafe - Wonderful, yet sad. A must for those who like to laugh, cry and cringe. 8/10
247. The Beaver - You could be forgiven for thinking this is a fly on the wall documentary about Gibson. I really liked this film but it just mises the mark in places. 7/10
248. The Adjustment Bureau - Beware men in hats! 7.5/10
249. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows - I do love this Sherlock series, and it would get higher marks if it weren't for Moffat's far superior Holmes stories. 7.5/10
250. Sabrina - Old man wins the heart of a young woman. A classic to end the challenge. 8/10
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